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Sie | 20 | Midwest
College student by day, ass kicking bar wench by night.
Come at me bro.

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

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batreaux:

i am not concerned with gender roles i am concerned with pizza rolls and you don’t seem to have them so we are done speaking

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reddlr-trees:

Getting ready for Coachella when suddenly….

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fuzzykitty01:

staff:

Hail Hydra

staff no

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notsodarling-:

Do you ever see something someone posted, and you’re just like NO YOU ARE WRONG but you think to yourself, “This isn’t the hill I want to die on” so you have to let it go?

Posted 4 hours ago on Apr 16th with 2,309 notes
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Tagged: #all the fucking time
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ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

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swans-glasses:

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

Posted 4 hours ago on Apr 16th with 15,676 notes
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Tagged: #stuff sie likes #frostiron alarns #poetry
I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.
- Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via observando)
Posted 4 hours ago on Apr 16th with 3,021 notes
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lady-nemesis:

Black Widow Hunt

It’s me Bucky… It’s James.
Who the hell is Bucky?

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gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

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Posted 4 hours ago on Apr 16th with 13,638 notes
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sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

Posted 4 hours ago on Apr 16th with 373,011 notes
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